Tag: weird
member name: Ed Da Head Toker
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October 11, 2009 10:44 PM EDT --
Yes you heard me right.
As I was vacuuming my apartment, I had to use that hose attached to the vacuum cleaner, to get the small stuff, like the seeds that my pet bird spits.
My bird can . . .
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November 12, 2009 07:11 AM EST --
I enlisted for the 101st Airborne. The proudest day of my life was after I left the enlistment physical examination center and took my oath to become a Soldier.
I was proud enough to bust buttons. . . .
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September 23, 2009 01:20 AM EDT --
I got my phone bill today.
Expecting something around $75 or more, I opened it up to see a bill for over $13.
This can NOT be right. I still owed over $40 bucks from the last bill.
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October 17, 2009 11:58 PM EDT --
I was at a monthly event today, to get a bag of groceries from a church.
Being a disabled US Army veteran can suck.
Someone there asked me if I thought serving our country was worth it, . . .
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November 08, 2009 06:20 AM EST --
OK you with the dirty minds!!! Stop it!!
What I finally did was to make pancakes without either making one hell of a mess, or making rock hard lethal frisbee's.
And since I was . . .
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November 28, 2009 09:59 AM EST --
This one person that I did like, sent the same e-mail through 3 different groups, which meant that I had 3 unwanted spams in my e-mail box.
3 copies of the same thing. Why would I want 3 . . .
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November 30, 2009 01:48 AM EST --
(this poem is from the experiences from when I was a youngling, until the year of manhood, when my father died. may he rot in hell.)
I see bright holiday lights, sparkling with a magic mystery . . .
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December 09, 2009 04:44 AM EST --
I think I heard the first one on Letterman, but I am unsure.
Whats the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Wood's??? Santa stops after 3 ho's.
Santa goes around the world without an . . .
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December 14, 2009 12:31 AM EST --
Hi all.
I have permission to repost anything from this group that I get.
WHat a sweet, hard and long fight this was with US winning!!!
Another day and another victory until we have . . .
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October 14, 2009 01:02 AM EDT --
I do not know how it left the keyboard, but the "L" key went missing from my keyboard. I had just finished vacuuming of my apartment, . . .
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August 26, 2009 03:28 AM EDT --
I am a regular viewer of the Maury show.
This rant is about teenage mothers and their non-supportive boyfriends. . . .
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July 11, 2009 11:15 PM EDT --
I put this into my own words. 2 different news organizations worked together to get the results of this test.
OUCH - If you are French, I recommend that you stop reading now, as this is bound . . .
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August 13, 2009 04:24 PM EDT --
While I was anticipating ANOTHER high bill with my NOW former phone company, I was cleaning up and came across an ad for ATT..
Normally, since I hate the big bell jerk, I would have tossed . . .
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September 30, 2009 11:35 PM EDT --
A part of this was written for a contest here. I thought I should add more. What the Army did for me, is to install steel into my backbone, and has helped me through many different problems that . . .
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October 17, 2009 02:20 AM EDT --
As a disabeled US Army veteran, I do find that marines have a more interesting way of getting into trouble.
My friend told me these 3 stories as it happened to him.
On Okinawa, he was on leave, . . .
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November 01, 2009 11:43 PM EST --
Hi all
Trick or treat Jokes. Most are from the ancient days of when I went trick or treating.
Sometimes I would tell someone else's joke first to see if they had anything as backup. . . .
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November 02, 2009 01:00 AM EST --
OMG!!!! I am sooo P.O. that some greedy punks would break into a no kill animal adoption agency here.
Besides the broken windows, they had over $1,000 stolen.
The animals are . . .
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November 25, 2009 03:53 AM EST --
Just think about this poor guy.
He was adopted and went to find out who his parents were.
That is a very normal thing.
But to find out . . .
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October 25, 2009 08:48 AM EDT --
Is it THAT time again??? Well BEFORE HALLOWEEN and THANKSGIVING day??
WHO has such a large list that they have to spend OVER ,90 days shopping????
Would Jesus have such a list??? Only . . .
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November 24, 2009 06:22 AM EST --
I got a spam through someone contacted all group members again. I do NOT belong to any group that allows/encourages group e-mails or spaming..
In the group that I own, there is a . . .
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