Tag: odd
member name: Ed Da Head Toker
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December 13, 2009 05:18 AM EST --
Tiger woods became the first triple big cat.
Tiger is the first lion cheetah.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa???
Santa stopped after 3 HO's.
Why does Tiger . . .
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October 11, 2009 10:44 PM EDT --
Yes you heard me right.
As I was vacuuming my apartment, I had to use that hose attached to the vacuum cleaner, to get the small stuff, like the seeds that my pet bird spits.
My bird can . . .
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November 12, 2009 07:11 AM EST --
I enlisted for the 101st Airborne. The proudest day of my life was after I left the enlistment physical examination center and took my oath to become a Soldier.
I was proud enough to bust buttons. . . .
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September 23, 2009 01:20 AM EDT --
I got my phone bill today.
Expecting something around $75 or more, I opened it up to see a bill for over $13.
This can NOT be right. I still owed over $40 bucks from the last bill.
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October 17, 2009 11:58 PM EDT --
I was at a monthly event today, to get a bag of groceries from a church.
Being a disabled US Army veteran can suck.
Someone there asked me if I thought serving our country was worth it, . . .
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November 08, 2009 06:20 AM EST --
OK you with the dirty minds!!! Stop it!!
What I finally did was to make pancakes without either making one hell of a mess, or making rock hard lethal frisbee's.
And since I was . . .
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November 28, 2009 09:59 AM EST --
This one person that I did like, sent the same e-mail through 3 different groups, which meant that I had 3 unwanted spams in my e-mail box.
3 copies of the same thing. Why would I want 3 . . .
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November 30, 2009 01:48 AM EST --
(this poem is from the experiences from when I was a youngling, until the year of manhood, when my father died. may he rot in hell.)
I see bright holiday lights, sparkling with a magic mystery . . .
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December 09, 2009 04:44 AM EST --
I think I heard the first one on Letterman, but I am unsure.
Whats the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Wood's??? Santa stops after 3 ho's.
Santa goes around the world without an . . .
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December 14, 2009 12:31 AM EST --
Hi all.
I have permission to repost anything from this group that I get.
WHat a sweet, hard and long fight this was with US winning!!!
Another day and another victory until we have . . .
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October 14, 2009 01:02 AM EDT --
I do not know how it left the keyboard, but the "L" key went missing from my keyboard. I had just finished vacuuming of my apartment, . . .
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September 19, 2009 02:51 PM EDT --
36 Odd Things About Me
I got this from Walker Bennett, SF Author
36 ODD Things about You! If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 36 things about your friends, and let them learn 36 things . . .
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October 17, 2009 02:20 AM EDT --
As a disabeled US Army veteran, I do find that marines have a more interesting way of getting into trouble.
My friend told me these 3 stories as it happened to him.
On Okinawa, he was on leave, . . .
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November 01, 2009 11:43 PM EST --
Hi all
Trick or treat Jokes. Most are from the ancient days of when I went trick or treating.
Sometimes I would tell someone else's joke first to see if they had anything as backup. . . .
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November 25, 2009 03:53 AM EST --
Just think about this poor guy.
He was adopted and went to find out who his parents were.
That is a very normal thing.
But to find out . . .
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October 25, 2009 08:48 AM EDT --
Is it THAT time again??? Well BEFORE HALLOWEEN and THANKSGIVING day??
WHO has such a large list that they have to spend OVER ,90 days shopping????
Would Jesus have such a list??? Only . . .
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November 24, 2009 06:22 AM EST --
I got a spam through someone contacted all group members again. I do NOT belong to any group that allows/encourages group e-mails or spaming..
In the group that I own, there is a . . .
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November 07, 2009 01:03 AM EST --
Hi all.
I have permission to repost anything from this organization that I receive.
One bit of great news is a town in Colorado has made up to an ounce of pot and . . .
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December 13, 2009 04:23 AM EST --
Hi all.
I have permission to repost anything from this group that I get.
bye,
Ed
Volume 12 Issue 48 December 11, 2009
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November 19, 2009 07:58 PM EST --
I will post the web address from the local news paper at the bottom.
Driving on the wrong side of the road may not seem like a logical way to design a highway interchange.
But that’s . . .
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